Just to clear up a few questions that come in to me from time to time:

I am NOT...

• a conga Player...
• a Salsa Singer...
• a musician...
• a farmer...
• a person who knows anyone by the name of "Lito" or "Wito"...
• related to a news anchor...
• related to a salsa or conga player...
• related to Denise Quinones...
• related to Domingo Quinones...
• related to Sam Quinones...
• related to John Quinones from Prime Time Live...
• related to Steven Quinones-Colon who did visual effects on the movie Cars...
• the brother of Santos Quinones...
• able to type or write in Spanish...
• an Ex-con...
• currently incarcerated for murder or any other crime...
• in any plays or productions on stage...
• on a "FruitCakes" album or CD...
• in the military...
• in an episode of Smallville...
• in any Hispanic League, Club, or Group...
• an associate of the singer Marc Anthony...
• cuban...
• a Spanish translator...
• a fan of the Plantain...